I have bin thinkin n i am forceddddd 2 cunclude tha we have a prob.
I don care how fast U cn type. The real Skillz lyez in bein able 2 type wile still manetanein sum rezemblnce 2 the enGlisH langwage. This iz Y i hav creeated the:
Skewl 4 Ppl Who Dont Type Good!
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SPWTG
This 5 week course will, through repetition and careful use of large bat, help you radically improve your typing skills. One student reported that after our course, the people she was chatting with actually understood what she was saying!
Week 1: Basic typing skills.
* The use of all 10 fingers to type comprehensively and quickly
* Relearning the alphabet and locating all the letters on the keyboard
Week 2: Spelling.
* The use of S and Z – are they really interchangeable?
* Why using the letter “u” rather than “e” all the time makes you seem stupid
Week 3: Capital Letters
* Other ways to denote emphasis or urgency
* When to use them – proper nouns etc.
* The letter “I” when referring to your self
Week 4: Abbreviations and Short Forms
* When they’re acceptable
* Why making up your own doesn’t work
Week 5: Punctuation
* Proper use of the period
* Where and when the exclamation point belongs
And for only $9.95 you can also participate in our workshop: Internet Safety for Idiot’s
Topics covered include:
* Personal Information – why Doobies website for Gamez may want your credit card number, and why they shouldn’t get it.
* Social Networking Sites – how adding anyone and everyone to your “friends” list makes any security features you have on there pointless.
* Pop-Up’s – Why they want you credit card info in order to send you your free Plasma screen TV and why you always seem to be the 1,000,000th visitor.
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